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2015 ACC COASTAL SCHEDULE MATRIX OF DOOM

Try to imagine a world of unending mediocrity...a world with such overwhelming parity that there are no champions, no losers, no leaders, or no front-runners. You might be saying: "Yes Pierce, I am familiar with the ACC Coastal Division" and to that I would say: "I'm glad you see where this is going, but let me finish."

I do not mean to describe the reality that is weakest division in the weakest Power 5 conference, but rather a more perfect outcome of the 2015 season. The evil geniuses over at r/cfb have developed a possible - nay plausible - plan for every single team in the division to finish 6-6 overall, 4-4 in conference games, and 3-3 in the division:

Coastal Doom
Beautiful, isn't it?