Posted by: Patrick Thomsen 07/14/2015
With last year’s Mayor Nate Orchard moving on to bigger things in Cleveland, Ute fans should be excited to know that a new Mayor was recently elected to run Sack Lake City and he’s bringing some friends along with him.
The new Mayor is a homegrown boy right out of Syracuse, Utah. He’s 6’3 266lbs of sheer terror and looking to impose his will upon opposing Quarterbacks this year. Last season the 2nd Team Pac-12 All-Academic and the Honorable Mention All Pac-12 performer finished 9th in the nation in sacks per game finishing his season with 10 total sacks in 11 games.