“But Adam,” I can already here you say in your nasally voice, breaths coming raggedly from the gaping void of your mouth, “we actually won, and Tyler Adams played really well, and Tim Weah got on the field, and did you seeeeee that pass from Marky Delgado? That game was pretty good!”
That game was not good, my dear reader, partly because it actually wasn’t good and partly because nothing is ever good. That’s how Toxic Talk works.
First, let’s talk about it: yeah, I did see that Marky Delgao pass.