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PPP After Dark: Our long Barilkosphere nightmare is almost over

Yes folks, it’s finally here. The night we have been waiting for the entire Conference Finals: Senators elimination night!

At last, we will never again this season have to hear about “Canada’s Team” and other associated horseshit. That smug Swede Erik Karlsson will find out he missed out being a World Champion, and will not be a Stanley Cup Champion either.

Strap yourselves in, the ride is about to get bumpy.

Meanwhile, we here at PPP Temporal Shielding Industries and Multiple-Quantum-State Kitten Ranching have been hard at work today.