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From the Branches: Franson signs

Last night I was sitting with the other ballet moms waiting for my kid to finish up her lesson. I was listening to Steve Dangle's podcast (the one with Mirtle as a guest) and playing Scrabble, as you do, when Mirtle started talking about the AHL and ECHL.

Steve said, "I think I saw Tanya [my white person name] over at Pension Plan Puppets say that the Solar Bears have a new coach."

I blinked up at the room full of little Orlando girls in pink leotards, then back down at my phone. I rewound to the 1:08 minute mark, and yep.