"Somebody call the cops!" is a common refrain from hockey broadcasters when a goalie robs another player of a goal. Well, someone had to literally called the cops on the goalie you're about to meet.
In what can only be described as the most Canadian crime story ever (Non-Moose Division), a man wearing goalie pads and carrying a goalie stick broke into a local beer store along with an accomplice and stole three cases from the refrigerator inside.
The Royal Canadian Mounted Police in Russell, Manitoba have released the video showing the two men breaking the store's glass door, entering and stealing three cases of Budweiser (OK, so maybe not the most Canadian crime story ever).