It was ugly. It was putrid. It was an eyesore. There are piers covered in pigeon poop more pleasing than that ratings-sucking monstrosity.
It was a large man wearing a Speedo. It was dial-up. It was Mike Tyson pronouncing chrysanthemum.
Hold on. Another punt is coming.
Sunday Blight Football.
It's fitting this game between Arizona and Seattle ended in a 6-6 tie after five periods. Yes, it finally ended in all of its ugly glory with a doinked field goal followed by a hooked field goal.
But there is a message amid the rubble.