If you think Punxsutawney Phil is a ruse, wait until you hear about spring training.
Hello, everyone. Jake Mintz and Jordan Shusterman here at Yahoo Sports, our shiny, new home for all the insightful baseball analysis and irrelevant gobbledegook you’ve come to expect from Céspedes Family BBQ. It’s an exciting day for us, an invigorating opportunity in a new uniform, with a new group of teammates to meet. If you’re familiar with us, 'sup; if you don’t know who we are, also 'sup.
Anyway, enough about us. Let's get back to MLB’s version of Groundhog Day.