In an effort to make the December 29th bowl game a little bit easier, Texas Tech will attempt biological warfare to slow down Fournette
Sources have alerted VTM to a startling development in the Advocare Texas Bowl: Leonard Fournette is Lactose Intolerant. How the Red Raiders have chosen to use this to their advantage is a source of controversy. Texas Tech will be using advanced technology to place thin microfiber strands of sour cream into their bowl game uniforms.
The Red Raiders are hoping that Fournette's skin will react negatively to the sour cream, causing him to break out and be unavailable for the rest of the game after the first drive.