If you've ever seen two fat chicks fighting over a pair of lycra short shorts in a Wal Mart, then you may have some insight into the game in Waco. A Baylor team starting their fourth string QB/WR for much of the game faced a Longhorn team starting two QBs who would be third string at Baylor. Sprinkle in a Longhorn defense that was down 7 starters at one point and the result was gloriously bad football. Texas linebackers deprived of braille line chalk careened randomly around the field chasing a guy named Panther Steelcock while the Texas defensive staff spent most of the game in a defense suited to face a Tom Brady two minute drill rather than Baylor's direct snaps to the RB.
Texas-Baylor Football Postmortem: Offense, Defense, Special Teams
