Little known fact so stay woke, readers - millennials are the real terrorists. If you like something, chances are a millennial is actively killing it right this minute.
The illustrious content porta-potty media outlet Business Insider recently released a list of industries that those goddamn millennials are killing.
You see, the flawless Boomers, for decades, have magnanimously propped up meaningless industries with frivolous spending, loose credit, and keeping up with the Joneses. Heroes. Shame on Millennials for not following in the Sketchers Shape-Ups footsteps of their elders.
Let’s pay proper respect to these industries while they waste away in hospice before they RIP in peace.