PANTSED OFF FOR GREATNESS. This is a really solid piece by Brent Zwerneman on the relationship between Myles Garrett and his sister Brea. Casually weaved into a touching story is a very scientific definition from BZ:
"Those kids were laughing and joking and having a good time, and one of them 'pantsed' Myles, right there on the bus," Brea said of the juvenile maneuver of pulling one's pants down to reveal underwear.
Good hustle, BZ. I miss pantsing. Such a classic burn. Time was, you could pants a guy while he was talking to a cute girl causing irreparable shame and insecurity.