Hoya Suxa is aiming to attend 7 of Syracuse’s 12 regular season football games this year. He’ll be filing short travelogues from his journeys.
IN CASE YOU WEREN’T SURE, SUBWAY IS ACTIVELY ATTEMPTING TO KILL YOU
I can only assume that Subway is attempting to become an international supervillain with its release of the Pulled Pork Crunch with Chili Cheese Fritos. What’s the point of putting low dosages of toxic chemicals into the country’s water supply, a long and arduous evil plot designed to wipe out large swaths of the population, when you can get right to the quick and transparently poison an entire nation with a food-like product that weaponizes Subway’s already in-motion diarrhea offensive?