Everyone ranks things. But we want to get to the things that really matter. No, not on-field results -- those are far too subjective, and also too depressing for Syracuse fans at times. No, we want to use our unquestionable* authority to rank the OFF-the-field issues that truly matter in the ACC. This will probably happen every week.
*Dispute this at your own risk.
This week's pressing topic:
Can Your Coach Buy a Properly-Fitted Pair of Khakis?
Football coaches are rarely a fashionable group, which can be strange, at times, given the salaries these individuals make.