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Pictured above is Tim DeRuyter, freshly-fired head coach of Fresno State. He is the fourth head coach to get the axe so far this season. The others were Ron Turner (FIU), Les Miles (LSU), and Darrell Hazell (Purdue).
In our regular team chat, Jamie mentioned the dead cat bounce, where teams play better after firing their head coach. Being true degenerates, we wondered if this insight could help us win at fake gambling. And because the protectyouru.net website has been running for four years, I have a database of games and lines I can use to answer questions like this.