In every coaching search, there’s always somebody suggesting ridiculous candidates for the job. Instead of waiting for those wack ideas to come to us, we’re being proactive and bringing our wack ideas to you.
Joe Maddon (current job: manager, Chicago Cubs)
Aren't you tired of watching football games filled with coaches who punt on 4th and 1, freak out about turnovers, and butcher the clock? Why would you want one of those guys on the sidelines at USF? If you want someone who will never make a bad decision on game day, I propose hiring the smartest man to ever coach a team in Tampa Bay.