In honor the Winter Olympics in Pyeongchang, South Korea what sport would each Sounder participate in if the they were at the Winter Games? Some players are good fits for multiple events but they could only compete in one (except Cristian Roldan).
Alpine Downhill - Slalom, Super G, traditional downhill or any of them would be handled by homegrown signing Handwalla Bwana. Bwana has pace and is a great dribbler which is effectively the same as being tight on the slalom corners.
Biathlon - Easy pick for the biathlon, Clint Dempsey.