After a long, long, lengthy, long, interminable, offseason of considerable length, it's time to watch football again. If you've taken some weeks or months off of Field Gulls, for sanity or even "family," welcome back. If you're brand new, welcome period. If you've been here all summer, go get some fresh air you frickin' idiot. Yes, I mean you, with the guilty look on your face.
Time to talk rules. My inner dentist, who lies, assures you we'll make this experience as painless as possible.
Existing FG Rules: Go!
These instructions will shepherd you through the 2015 season without getting banned.