Happy Monday! Garfield Day! Eat some lasagna. I thought about putting a funny and misleading headline above, you know, in honor of April Fool’s Day and all. But, really, what could I really do or say that would temporarily raise your blood pressure and drive you a little bat-y? Seahawks trade DK’s petulance to the ‘49ers for Kyle Shanahan’s grumpy disposition? Jody Allen finalizes sale of ‘Hawks to Foster Farms dynasty; agree to change name to “Sea-Chickens”? or, Jim Mora snatches advisory role from under Pete’s white sneakers? Any of these work for ya? Anyway, enjoy yourselves and, be kind.
Pre-Snap Reads 4/1: More Mock Drafts!
