Improve your day-to-day life, because the Mariners aren't going to make you happy.
The season has ended. After starting 2-6, the Mariners sit at a 0% chance of making the postseason. It's time to put away such childish hopes and turn our attention to serious matters of everyday life. As Lookout Landing's resident Man Of Business And Arbitrage, I am here to help by offering suggestions for improving your day-to-day activities in your office by offering the definitive power rankings for cubicle and workspace setups.
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