Sometimes I get sad when I think about how many jabronis have come to Seattle and made a mockery of the Mariners franchise. Philip Humber comes to mind. So does Scott Erickson and Mike Bordick in the 1997 ALDS. Or at least, when I say those two come to mind, I mean I looked up players who did well against the M’s in the postseason. I don’t actually remember those idiots at all because I’m famously very young and cherubic.
In looking up the players with the most career hits against Seattle, I was weirdly happy to learn that most of them are pretty well-known or accomplished.