Patrick Marleau may be much too polite to “whip it out” and “stroke it” after scoring four goals against the Colorado Avalanche tonight, but we’re not. And neither is the rest of the Internet. So we’re rounding up the best of the celebrations on Twitter to commemorate Patty’s big night. Got a good tweet to share with us? Let’s see it.
When he called home, i answered with "congrats on your dick trick!" Appropriate? Probably not. https://t.co/eWQ93QlnMs
— Christina Marleau (@c_marleau) January 24, 2017
Give him hell.