Editor’s Note: Inspired by Andrew Sharp’s excellent #HotSportsTakes series at Grantland (R.I.P.), we will occasionally attempt to write the worst Sharks column on the internet. This is satire (or an attempt, at least), and should not be taken seriously.
Today, we publish the pre-write of a free agency column.
There’s nothing “free” about free agency.
Not for the teams and their general managers, who hand out enormous contracts every Canada Day like the Royal Ontario Museum hands out free tickets on Canada Day.