Stat line: 74 appearances, 70.1 IP, 56 H, 20 BB, 56 K, 1.08 WHIP, 3.47 FIP, 2.69 ERA
I think the best way to describe Sam Dyson is this: When I started this article, I opened up a Google Doc. I checked Dyson’s stats on Baseball Reference, and inputted them into the doc. I placed my hands on the keyboard, armed in the ready position, and stared at the screen of my computer.
And stared. And stared a little more.
I drank a cup of coffee. Checked Twitter a dozen times.