Well, he didn't pitch. Still, I was promised the Giants were better?
Madison Bumgarner's first pitch of Friday night was a 92-mph fastball, right on the inside edge for strike one. HIs second pitch of the night was another 92-mph fastball, this one an inch inside. It was still called a strike.
Oh, here we go. It was a Dick Ritchie moment.
"This is gonna be fun," you squeal, making nerdy head movements like some sort of hideous pigeon-man. Bumgarner with his A-command and a loose strike zone. What could possibly go wrong?