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Golden Nuggets: 49ers beat writers took a mental health day or something

Happy Monday, folks. If you’re one of our regular Nuggets readers, I’m sure you’ve noticed the recent trend of little news, less analysis, and an abundance of looking forward to the draft. This edition of the Golden Nuggets is more of the same, as it seems beat writers for the 49ers turned off the alarm clocks & unplugged the laptops for the weekend.

With that out of the way, I’d like to ask what you call a cow with no legs.

Ground beef. Onto the links, which there are very few of today.