(Alright, so I had a way different preview written. Not wanting to cause undue harm to the website, this is the one your all getting instead.)
As Kings fans we’ve seen our fair share of shit. We’ve been a laughingstock, we’ve been pitied and for long stretches we’d pretty much been neglected. We spent our times in restrooms with unending flushing and tarps falling onto floors that covered long abandoned advertisers. We had articles written at the height of relocation that basically amounted to “Aww so sowwy we’re stealing your team widdle guys, but we’ll take good care of dem!