The Sacramento Kings haven’t been in the playoffs since the 2005-06 season. The Sacramento Kings haven’t been in the playoffs since the 2005-06 season. The Sacrament Kings haven’t been in the playoffs since the 2005-06 season. Ok. That didn’t work. I thought that if I said it to myself enough times it would sting less. Nope. Still stings.
What are we doing? The Kings just finished their ninth-straight ‘rebuilding’ season. Do you know how much incompetence that takes? You can make the playoffs by accident once in nine years! But I digress; this isn’t that kind of column.