There’s a special place in hell reserved for bullfighters and those who support them, where residents are tortured with spears and swords each day at sunrise, then hung by their heels and allowed to bleed to death while listening to Willem Dafoe sing the soundtrack to Frozen.
But if such is the eternal fate of everyday matadors, then what of those who hold their small children while engaging in a bullfight? WTF, you say? Just look below, my darlings.
Francisco Rivera Ordóñez, a bullfighter of some renown in Spain, is “being investigated by a child welfare office” after he posted the photo you see above on Instagram.