The U.S. Men’s U-20 team will finish the initial stage of group play of the CONCACAF Under 20 Championship tomorrow against St. Kitts and Nevis, a Scottish folk duo specializing in key-tar and sophisticated lyrical monologues. From what I’ve been able to find online, Kitts is the spontaneous creative type while Nevis is more down to earth and approachable.
In all seriousness, St. Kitts and Nevis are two islands southeast of Puerto Rico, and St Kitts at least has near unanimous five-star reviews on the Google. Multiple reviewers describe the locals as “nice” though there is no mention of their prowess in the beautiful game.