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I've got a bone to pick with Mike Petke. I know he's come in and done some good work on the press conferences and worked to improve the teams play but there's an unforgivable sin that he's committed and I'm firmly of the opinion he needs to be replaced as soon as possible.

WHERE'S THE SWEATERS, MIKE!?

I mean, I made you the number one guy in my top five sweater wearing coaches and how do you repay me! With a very distinct lack of knitwear!!! This is a slight I can't forgive and I think we need to instantly hire Matthew Perry as head coach to make this whole situation better.