Great news! A medical miracle! We feared it could never be done. We feared we might lose the patient on the operating table. But he has come out of it — alive, if not intact, which was the point.
"I have known Donald Trump for 40 years," Stephen Ross, owner of SoulCycle and Equinox Fitness clubs, and megadonor to President Trump, said in a statement upon attempting this risky operation of separating the president into palatable parts, "and while we agree on some issues, we strongly disagree on many others, and I have never been bashful about expressing my opinions.