The Phoenix Suns have lost more games this season than anyone could have fathomed. They average 57.25 losses in each of the last four seasons (and this one hasn’t even been completed yet).
Now the franchise too is swimming in controversy with ESPN and other media outlets drowning them in goat poo – and I’m not even referencing the real goat poo that former General Manager Ryan McDonough found in his office after a failed practical joke by Owner Robert Sarver (which by the way, using a goat as a means of telling McD that he needs to find a “GOAT,” is the weirdest, most uninspiring metaphor/prank ever).