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Union Hulk weighs in on recent winless streak

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It's your old pal Union Bruce Banner here, Union winless streak continues and it's making me woozy. I feel....funny. I feel....

IT YOUR HULKY. THINGS GOT BAD FOR HULKY AS UNION FIND NEW CREATIVE WAYS TO MAKE THE FANS MISERABLE. HULK EVEN BLOCKED THE UNION THIS WEEK AND IT NOT THE RIGHT DECISION. IT NOT UNION TWITTER INTERN FAULT. IT NOT JIM JIM'S FAULT. HULKY SERIOUS. NOWAK GOT SAME RESULTS HACKWORTH USE TEETH WHITENER AND GOT SAME RESULTS JIM JIM HAVE PEACH PANTS AND GOT SAME RESULTS. IT NOT COACHING. IT THOSE OWNERS. THEY CHEAP. EVERYONE SAY THEY CHEAP SO WHY LISTEN TO HULK?