Yesterday evening, the Philadelphia Union announced their search for a Chief Tattoo Officer. The one-of-a-kind, revolutionary position was created in an effort to provide a service unlike anything else in sports. When players, staff members and fans come to Philadelphia, often they are looking for guidance for a new, local tattoo artist. This position gives those people an opportunity to have an artist who is guaranteed to have quality work.
The reactions to the announcement were wide-spread, ranging from excitement to disbelief.
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