Remember when you were a kid and you'd swing and miss and a bunch of coaches and/or parents would be like "Good cut, good cut." You may not have actually had a good cut each time, but they just wanted to make sure you were overwhelmed by the shame you deserved. Well, imagine a man for whom even his misses were as encouraging as "good cut." That has been Tommy Joseph, who seems to bash a screaming line drive, just at defenders more often than not. They're still outs, sure, but they're not, like, "Cesar Hernandez" outs.