Hey wait a (Peter) Minuit!
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Jacob deGrom could only have a more Dutch sounding name if we subbed out the c in his first name for a k, and -- oh wait, this is how serious sportswriters feel when they come up with a great headline, right? We can call him Jakob deGrom because he strikes out so many batters! And we can increase the k's for how many he gets out.