Valentine's Day accosts each and every one of us every single year. Red, white, and pink hearts start sprouting up almost immediately after New Year's, glittered and shiny, letting you know that your life is headed in either one of two directions: complete and utter despair from your never-ending, self-hating loneliness or complete and utter despair after losing your ephemeral, childish love.
Cheery, right?
I'm totally kidding! Valentine's Day is the best! There's tons of candy, there's tons of stuffed animals, and there's flowers in all different colors! And there's so many different kinds of love. So even though Valentine's Day centralizes romantic love, we're able to celebrate every kind of love this Sunday!