*Heeeeeey lookie here the Phantoms have signed themselves a goaltender. [Phantoms Hockey]
*Did you know the Flyers have hired a scientist? To do science things? What a time to be alive. [BSH]
*Let's take a look at the forwards of Team Europe, which includes our old friend Pebbles. [Fear The Fin]
*The KHL has handed down a lifetime ban to this guy which is probably for the best, because he's a literal psychopath. [Puck Daddy]
*And finally, DGB brings us five restricted free agent signings that lead to big big trades.