Michael Del Zotto hasn't played hockey since February. Sure, he still got to be around his team while they were making their playoff push - and were actually in the playoffs - but he hasn't gotten to actually play in some time. His off-season kind of started ahead of everyone else's.
And then the actual off-season struck the rest of the Flyers, and as such, everyone has had to keep busy.
Nobody keeps busy like Del Zotto does, though. So far, he has pretended to get married and hanged out with some parrots.