It would have been pretty embarrassing to lose a tournament with your own country's name in the title.
Thankfully, Team USA is dominating at the International Federation of American Football World Championship in Canton, Ohio, most recently taking out France, 82-0. The Americans scored 12 consecutive times from the first whistle, leading 54-0 at the half, and ran out the clock after a versatile gallery of scores - a 49-yeard TD catch, a recovered fumble, and a blocked punt all ended in points against the French, among others. The victory followed a 30-6 defeat of Mexico and a 43-6 battering of Japan, continuing a 10-game win streak started in 2007.