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J.P. Tokoto Needs To Mix Up His Burger Orders

Related Topics: Five Guys, Onion, French fries, Pungency, Sauce

Just walked into Five Guys and before I got to the register to order the lady knew what I wanted already. Gotta start switching it up

— Jean Pierre Tokoto (@AirPierreTokoto) October 20, 2015

1. Five Guys is a great choice, as it's the premier burger chain in America.

2. I'm secretly waiting for an 8,000 word story on J.P. Tokoto's eating habits at hotels on the road. It's too bad he's unlikely to make the roster and we don't get a blurb like "we stocked the hotel room with kale and other nutritious vegetables, but they were never eaten, and the room filled up with empty paper cups once carrying sticky cajun fries.