Before we begin today, I’d like to first make known some of the pitches I received from the other Pacific Takes writers when I asked them, “Hey guys, with UW’s bye week and my subsequent free time to write an editorial-ish thing, what topic should I cover?”
These were the responses I got:
- Trying to figure out Washington State
- Hotseat update
- Will Arizona reach a Rose Bowl in the next 50 years?
- No, they won’t.
- How Supreme Overlord Avinash Kunnath singlehandedly destroyed Cal football by eating Fat Slice instead of Blondie’s
- Let’s all shit on Colorado
- Oh shit Colorado’s actually pretty good now
- Let’s all shit on Oregon
- A long and storied history of dumpster fires on whom we’ve shat
And that’s where we landed: A Comprehensive Look at the History of Dumpster Fire College Football Teams.