To the Orlando Magic, Dwight Howard must seem like the old girlfriend who dumped you years ago and now is hitting you up on Facebook to hook up again.
At first, you get excited –- until you click on her Facebook photos and see that she's not quite how you remembered her. She used to look like Cameron Diaz in Charlie's Angels. Now she looks like George Diaz in drag.
Dwight has not aged well, which is why the Magic will likely pass on reuniting with their former superstar who opted out of the final year of his contract with the Houston Rockets earlier this week and is now an unrestricted free agent.