There are two types of Oregon fan that read Addicted to Quack:
1. The Blind Optimist - This fan believes Oregon can, should, and will go undefeated and win the national championship. Any true Oregon fan should share their belief, and any dash of realism should be taken up the road to Corvallis with an orange shirt and a swift kick in the jeans. We are elite, damnit, and if you disagree you're a waste of a seat in Autzen.
2. The Paranoid Pessimist - Paranoid Oregon fans tend to be of the older generation, the type to never forget The Suffering, and to always be expecting the other shoe to break the camel's back in a china shop (#mixedmetafwhore).