If you're going to play Ohio State in 2019, you had better be ready to go from the very first second of the game, because otherwise all that you'll hear is a giant whooshing noise as Justin Fields, J.K. Dobbins, and an incredible wideout corps pulls the cord on their ACME rocket jetpacks on their way to the moon.
There's now a new dimension to blowouts here in Columbus; it's no longer enough to win by a billion points by the end of the game, you now must give yourself a headache trying to figure out substitution protocol by the third quarter because you're up eight touchdowns by halftime.