Welcome to Monday. Your goal is to avoid taking a Hall-of-Fame Crying Jordan at the end of your shift like poor Ezekiel Elliott took last night:
— Bryce Wood (@woodymlb4) January 16, 2017
Here's the thing about Crying Jordan: Just when you think it's over, a mad scientist unleashes his latest abomination from his subterranean meme lair.
ICYMI:
- The women's basketball team topped Purdue, 61-56.
CORRECTION: I called Nebraska wide receivers coach and Zach Smith foe Keith Williams "Kenny" on Saturday.