Yesterday, I learned that Columbus is one of the cheapest cities in which to die.
I then learned that "cheap" means $2,747 for a cremation and $5,737 for a burial, confirming my plan to die alone in the Congolese jungle, leaving my corpse to beetles.
Eat at Arby's.
ICYMI
- Shaun Wade's versatility makes him a key in 2019.
Word of the Day: Sycophant.
COOPER INJURED? Thanks to my Lassie-esque feline son, who undoubtably sensed a disturbance in Buckeyeland (and wanted to voice his displeasure to my buzzing phone), I awoke early Tuesday morn to rumblings of an injury to a key defensive player, rumored to be Jonathon Cooper.