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Don't Become a Helmet Sticker

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Congratulations, you are an excellent driver.

You still keep your hands at 10 and 2 on the wheel just like Brian the Drivers Ed Guy told you to all those years ago. Even when you're not driving you're an excellent driver - you get a cab or an Uber whenever you've had a couple because taking your chances behind the wheel is never worth it.

Above all else you keep your distractions to a minimum because no text is worth dying. You may be undefeated behind the wheel thus far in your life, but you haven't played anybody until you've played Physics.