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Big Ten schools as characters from ‘Home Alone’

The holidays are upon us, and if you’re anything like me, that means you’ve spent an obscene amount of time watching and rewatching the 90s classic “Home Alone.”

During my most recent rewatch, I realized that there are some pretty strong parallels between the characters we know, love, and love to hate, and the Big Ten football programs we know, love, and love to hate. And so, I present to you: Big Ten schools and their “Home Alone” counterparts.

Illinois: Fuller McCallister

Fuller is known for one thing - if he drinks too much, he wets the bed.